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Pop Rocks

by Those One Guys

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Pop Rocks, the official bedrock parody.

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Young Gummy "Pop Rocks"

Ima eat some pop rocks
Ima eat some pop rocks, girl
Ima eat some pop rocks
Ima eat some pop rocks

I got that Good Bar
She's Butterfinger bad
I'm attracted to her
For her Sour Patch
And now we crazy nuts
Talkin' Nutragious
I take her Nestle
And she still Crunch
And I love to see her rest
But I hate to see her late
So I keep her running back and forth
Like Fast Break
Cold as a Junior Mint
Soft as Raisinettes
We lovin' that
Whatchamacallit

You see the bubble growin'
I don't need a Pay Day
I take Stride Gum
Over a Milkey Way
And I got case, with all kinds of tastes
Got Big League Chew, N-N Bubble Tape
From Double Bubble
To Hubba Bubba
I don't eat chocolate, no Nutter Butter
But I bet you wonder, How big I go
Cause I got the best, Bazzoka Joe

oOo baby we can share a Charleston chew baby,
Maybe have a kit cat too baby,
My room is the sweet spot,
Call me Mr. Wonka. Ima Eat some pop rocks.

Ok I get it let me think you want my candy,
Dont understand whats in your hand you cant have any,
You say Im mad, well you straight as a fiddle,
And you should know that I said no, so why you eating my skittles,
Ha ha ha,
You think its funny like,
Eat chocolate bunnies like,
Yous just a big jerk,
So wheres my Mike and Ikes,
You Say Jared calm down you the bestest,
While you moving to the top of my death list.

I love her Reese's Cups
Hotter than Tamales
Richer than dark chocolate
Go and tell somebody
I'm in the candy aisle
Stocking up on Good and Plenty
Girl I gotta wattch my Pez
Make sure they're never empty
They flash the Swedish Fish'
Just to get beside her
I let her see the king size
and let the rest surprise her
She got that sweet tooth
Pockets deeep just to supply her
But she touch my stash?
I might have to fight her

I like that candy stand,
Full of 100 Grand,
I know the candy man,
And all his candy fans,
But when he caged in,
I think my Conscience says,
I need to watch this man,
Gonna end up just like him,
Cause when I am tasting,
Never wasting,
My pacing,
To a tasteful,
Sensation.
With a simple creation.
Just add a little sugar dont ya
Leave it til its ova wont ya
Share it if you got et
I store chocolate in my pocket
You can have some,
If you wanna,
But I Warn you,
You aint gonna,
Because its melted,
And its all sick,
Why Id do this,
It makes no sense,
I dont like it,
When its like this,
Just take it,
Sure try it.

Yell it from a stand
Through a megaphone
I'm in love with this
Chocolate Toblerone
The nougat
MMMM
And the Chocolate
Well, that's what it is
I can't see how you'd ever fault it Yeah
Put it in your mouth
MMMM I love that taste
L-Let it melt baby
Savor every trace
and I don't eat it fast
I make it last a while
After one bite, it'll make you smile

oOo baby I think I just lost a tooth maybe,
From all of the baby ruths baby,
The dentist is my next stop,
Call me mr. wonka,
Ate too many pop rocks.

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released March 25, 2010
Jared Witter, Cody Aldrich, Jake Aldrich, T-Pain

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